I come home from work and everyone’s sitting in the living room watching Sherlock.
They’ve been watching since I went to work.
This is good. Very good.
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
Smart ass girl, yes!!!!! Ultimate munchies to go with the bud
Know your market.
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNEDWE RISE
A little bit of quiet time before bed.
You need this in your life. Just trust me.
You do. You really really do.
…did he just do the hammer shuffle on ICE SKATES?
holy shit he DID.
I’m having a shitty day but this made me smile.
gag reel + the whole crypt part
requested by misguidedhunter67